HAIL SMM SMM!!!!
I am excited to bring you all to awareness that I have a new set of dark, Satanic, unholy creatures for anyone who is interested to adopt. They are called Smm Smm cards. They are all possessed with very dark, wicked, unholy powers that can do just about anything for whom they are adopted by. And, the Braille on which they have been marked with, isn't nearly as innocent as it looks either as you will soon find out. That is, if you are brave and wicked enough to invite them warmly into your homes, everyday activities shamelessly and proudly, even when and if you are confronted by family members or extra paranoid/superstitious friends or acquaintances that are in your life, and praise Smm Smm, on which the cards are embossed with in Braille, at least Smm Smm Smm Smm times a day.
Such powerful, evil features of the Smm Smm cards include, but are not limited to, delivering curses to your enemies or anyone who has bothered you, chase away holy angels from the light who are intending to thwart you and convert you to Christianity that an annoying, persistent Christian has ordered to chase and follow you, perhaps sent by pushy family members or friends, who state that they are concerned for your well-being and who have taken comfort in consulting at least one Christian, until you convert, and deliver long-awaited revenges on those who have carved deep, painful wounds into your soul that are sure to leave behind scars until the day you die in the form of intrusive thoughts and memories.
Adopting them is easy. All you need to do is donate twenty dollars to the Blind Satanist and, as soon as you do that, my own, personal set of Smm Smm cards will alert me to the fact that adoptive parents are interested in the cards and who are eager to give Smm Smm Smm Smm of my card collection, who are all waiting to find homes, evil, worthy, wicked homes where they can live out their lives committing as many evil deeds as their evil parents wish for them to carry out.
There is no screening or interviewing process for the adoptions, nor annoying piles of paperwork to fill out before an adoption can take place like most places require. Certainly there are no necessary home visits, either. However, before making the final decision to provide loving, caring homes for these cards, you may want to first ask yourself a series of questions, specifically Smm Smm Smm Smm of them, to insure that you are, indeed, a suitable person for such powerful cards. For, once you adopt them, there is no going back. The Blind Satanist does not give refunds, nor does she take them back. They are yours forever. And, if you try to get rid of them, just remember, their spirits live on and they will find you and demand why you have so cowardly decided to dessert them despite all that they have done for you.
Here are the set of questions you should be prepared to ask yourself before making the final click of the mouse, indicating that you wish to proceed with the adoption process at once.
One: Do I love Satan the Devil with my whole heart, my whole soul, my whole flesh, my whole mind, and my whole body?
Two: Do I wish to seek revenge and or curse an enemy of mine with every fiber of my being?
Three: Will I be able to keep the cards busy enough for the remainder of their lifetime?
Four: Do I have enough evil intent in my blood, heart, and soul, to keep all Smm Smm Smm Smm of them happy, content, and satisfied with various, daily jobs for them to complete, while praising Smm Smm all the while, Smm Smm Smm Smm times each and every day until death do us part?
If you have answered yes to at least Smm Smm of the questions, then, congratulations, you are a suitable owner of such terrific, powerful cards, according to Smm Smm's standards. All you need to do, next, is hit the donate button, put in an amount of twenty dollars for the cards, which you can't miss on the front page of my blog, unless you are incredibly stupid, and you will promptly be sent out a set of Smm Smm Smm Smm (four) Smm Smm cards to aid you in your evil endeavors as you diligently serve our Dark, Unholy Lord Satan the Devil and Smm Smm, the demon who sits at the left hand side of Satan's dark, unbelievably wicked throne, and whom Satan favors above all else who serve him in the land of the demons.
If you weren't able to answer yes to any of these questions, you may still adopt a set of the cards. However, you must be warned that you must up your standards of living ninefold with evilness and darkness or you will have a very difficult, unsatisfactory life once you receive these beautiful, glorious cards, as the Smm Smm cards do not take to being bored and jobless for even a thimbleful amount of time very well. And, as I have said, once you adopt them, there is NO GOING BACK!!!!
Once you have received Smm Smm cards, I would gladly love people to comment on how they are putting them to use, where they will be published on the blog for all to see if the Blind Satanist finds them wicked and funny enough. You may also send pictures of evil deeds that the cards are in the process of doing to firstname.lastname@example.org, where they will be admired by the demons of the Blind Satanist while they describe them out loud, and if she thinks that they are worthy enough to be published with the comments, she'll promptly publish them according to how wicked they appear to be.
Pictures of the cards hard at work are available for all potential adopters to browse while coming to a final decision of whether they are able and willing to commit to taking in Smm Smm Smm Smm very energetic cards, full of dark magic, for their entire lifetimes, which vary according to how well cared for they are as well as how interesting their lives are and what jobs are set out for them to achieve while they are alive.
And, if you donate more than twenty dollars, you might, just might, find yourself receiving an additional Satanic surprise accompanying the Smm Smm cards.
HAIL SMM SMM!!!!